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I Am the Balrog!

 

I am flame as you are game as you are toast and we will burn together

See how they run from white Saruman see how they fly, I'm drooling

Sitting under dwarf-gate, waiting for The Grey to come

Strong mithril T-shirt, stupid bloody Took-fool, man you've been a naughty boy

You let those chains crash down

I am the Shadow, they are the Orcmen, I am the Balrog, Goo goo g' joob

 

I am flame as you are game as you are toast and we will burn together

See how they run from white Saruman see how they fly, I'm drooling

Sitting under dwarf-gate, waiting for The Grey to come

Strong mithril T-shirt, stupid bloody Took-fool, man you've been a naughty boy

You let those chains crash down

I am the Shadow, they are the Orcmen, I am the Balrog, Goo goo g' joob 

Mister wizard guiding men, leading silly Fellowship in a row

See how they fly after Gandalf gave his cry see how they run, I'm falling

I'm burning, I'm rending, I'm falling

Flaming yellow sparklers, dripping from the Dark Lord's eye

Crazy man from Gondor, arrow-shooting Elf-lord

Now, be strong Strider, dont let the free world down

I am the Shadow, they are the Orcmen, I am the Balrog, Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an Elvish garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan from whippings by the Uruk-hai

I am the Shadow, they are the Orcmen, I am the Balrog, Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo'g joob

Hobbit, shmobbit little ringbearers don't you think the Great Eye laughs at you

See how it doesnt blink, like Gollum little fink, I'm burning

Twisty vines from Fangorn, climbing up the Orthanc tower

Giddy little Hobbits singing Shire songs, man you should have seen them kicking

That Palantir

I am the Shadow, they are the Orcmen, I am the Balrog, Goo goo g' joob

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